And here are some of our own pearls of wisdom

Does Washington have a waiting period for guns?
Lawrence

Lawrence: You look like the devil.
Matt: No, I don't. I'm just happy to be with this guy.


What Vietnamese 15th century woman golfer set the record for most lost balls in a round?
Mike and Kevin

It's not a bowling ball, it won't hurt you.
Mike (referring to a tennis ball)

It's hard to be a guy.
Carolyn (while doing the lead part in cha-cha)

Alcohol is great for you. It kills off the weak brain cells and leaves the strong ones. It's pretty simple if you think about it.
Lawrence

He [Tom Hanks] got all the cards now.
Mike

Let me see your fascist dance.
Ben (to Walter)

We're all just a big jive laser--we groove at the same frequency.
Kristen